is very used to cold weather; body temp is cold and his hands are always cold to touch

expresses affection almost exclusively through gift-giving, favors, or other nonverbal actions

swears a lot

uses japanese neutral personal pronoun (私), neutral/non-gendered speech patterns and generally speaks very plainly with not a lot of use of flairs or inflections

hypermobile/hyperflexible

anemic

gets nosebleeds often

has that gene that makes you sneeze when you look at the sun

has sneezing fits; if he sneezes once he sneezes like five times

walks really quietly and often accidentally sneaks up on people

wears socks 24/7

red-green colorblind (protanopia)

draws only in ink/b&w bc he's colorblind

likes making origami, especially origami bugs

dislikes most sweets/candies but the one candy that he does like is hokkaido milk candy (it has a mild flavor and isn't too sweet and he also grew up with it)

has unusually high pain tolerance/threshold and fails to notice pain at times

scratches at his hands/arms as a nervous habit

bad at making eye contact and usually doesn't look at people when he's talking to them

lives under a rock; doesn't know any celebrities, barely consumes any media (movies, tv shows etc) besides manga, and is generally unaware of/doesn't understand modern pop culture. the only movies he's seen are 70s/80s blockbusters (star wars, jaws etc)

taught himself how to sew (sewed the patches on his jeans); prefers to mend his clothes rather than buy new ones and has held onto the same clothes and shoes for years. most of his clothes have holes and his converse are being held together by duct tape and superglue and prayers

spent most of his childhood at the library or exploring/hunting in the woods around his house

takes cold showers

never holds mugs by the handle, only by the mug part

wears only baggy clothes mostly in dark or cool/neutral colors; generally doesn't put a lot of effort into his appearance or wear much jewelry/accessories

has a very sensitive sense of smell

has very good aim (ex. darts, shooting, archery)

has a weak immune system and gets sick very often; struggles gaining weight or muscle and is physically very weak; has bad lungs bc of contracting pneumonia when he was young

very frugal about money and hates spending it unnecessarily

hates wasting food and will eat something even if he doesn't like it if it means not letting it go to waste

sunburns very easily

afraid of large bodies of water/swimming and is claustrophobic

loves bugs and never kills them/always catches them and releases them outside; gets a little sad whenever he accidentally steps on a bug. can look at almost any bug and name its species/genus and a fun fact about it. favorite arthropod (bug) of all time is tarantulas

only drinks black coffee or cold brew with no milk/creamer. drinks a lot of coffee but isn't a coffee snob; knows almost nothing about coffee actually. drinks mostly cheap shitty instant coffee/bulk pre-brewed coffee and doesn't like buying coffee from coffee shops (thinks it's too expensive)

not necessarily a germaphobe but likes to clean things and keep them clean; dislikes messy environments and will automatically start organizing things if they're disorganized

his sketchbook is falling apart at the seams, pages loose, corners fraying, spine and cover being held together by duct tape, dropped in a puddle, coffee spilled on it etc

has a lot of vampire traits (pale skin/sunburns easily, long nails, fangs/pronounced canine teeth, etc) bc he used to be a vampire oc for a long time

really bad at video games and cooking (it's not like he can't follow a recipe or learn how to play the game or anything he just has astronomically bad luck and something always goes wrong)

chronic insomniac; a morning person but not of his own volition, his biological clock doesn't let him sleep past 6am; usually gets up at 4-5am

frequently has very vivid dreams/nightmares and lucid dreams; dreams so vividly/lucidly that sometimes he has trouble separating dreams from reality and can't remember what was real and what was just a dream

left handed

has really bad handwriting

what's in aki's bag (large black cross-body bag w/ lots of pockets/compartments): hair brush, hair ties, cigarettes, lighter, swiss army knife, first aid kit, noise cancelling headphones, mini sewing kit, sketchbook, pencil case (could not fit a single pencil more, about to burst at the seams), "wallet" (a bunch of cash held together by a hair tie and coins in a ziploc bag), nail file, cat treats, manga

smells like the woods and coffee

“aki” (秋) means autumn, “kotov” means cat/cats

birthday is the autumn equinox (usually falls on/around september 22)

very used to warm/humid weather; body temp is warm

good at cooking/baking

afraid of the dark, bugs, heights, and needles (and being alone but we already went over that)

has very low spice/pain tolerance and is a huge crybaby even when he gets just a small cut or scrape

played volleyball in high school and still plays casually

drives an old beige moped that he got secondhand

often hits his head on the doorframe when he enters a room bc some doors in japan are only 6 feet tall and he forgets to duck. has the soul of a 5'6 person trapped in a 6'1 body

very food-motivated; loves sweets and pastries and sugary drinks and has to buy himself a little treat almost every day

bad at managing money and often makes unnecessary impulse purchases

calls everyone "darling"

mainly plays guitar, keyboard and drums but can play almost any instrument that you put in front of him. also very good at harmonica

because of his phobia of being alone, he often spends lots of time at coffee shops, internet cafes, libraries etc

is slightly nearsighted and has glasses but doesn't wear them 90% of the time

tilts his head like a dog when he's confused or trying to focus

often stands with his hands on his hips and crosses his legs when he's sitting down

very disorganized and forgetful; often shows up to things slightly late

likes to accessorize his outfits; always wearing earrings and necklaces

has a habit of rolling his sleeves up to the elbow whenever he wears long sleeves (doesn't like the feeling of fabric touching his wrists)

keeps a journal and uses it to write down basically anything (diary entry, shopping list, recipe, lyrics, suicide note draft etc). all his journals are in horrible condition (spine bound by duct tape, pages falling out, coffee stains etc)

uses a mix of masculine and feminine japanese speech patterns/flairs (ex. uses the masculine pronoun 僕(boku) or 俺(ore) but ends his sentences with the feminine flair の or わ)

plays dance dance revolution like his life depends on it. probably in the world's top 100 ddr players

goes to pottery class on weekends

often oversleeps; sleeps like a brick and needs 20 alarms just to wake up. sleeps for like 12 hours a day or more on weekends

collects candles but not on purpose. every time he passes the candle isle in a store he just has to buy a candle. he cannot resist the temptation. his desk is covered in half-burned candles

gets attached to inanimate objects and struggles throwing things away; has boxes full of random stuff from his childhood and high school years that he doesn't need anymore but can't bring himself to throw away; has lots of stuffed animals that he is very attached to

what's in haru's bag (canvas tote bag w/ teddy bear keychain): journal, pen, lip gloss, hair comb, hand mirror, hand fan, wallet, book, weed, lighter, mini umbrella, candy bar, prescription glasses that he never wears, sunglasses, old receipts/wrappers/paper clips/rubber bands/loose change etc all at the bottom

smells like vanilla and flowers

“haru” (春) means spring, “himawari” (日廻) means sunflower

birthday is the spring equinox (usually falls on/around march 20)

has really poor vision in human form

very easily impressed by technology but also kind of scared of it

paints with oil paints and mostly does landscapes, still lifes and portraits

very squeamish and faints at the sight of blood

afraid of the dark and thunder

plays the harp

has synesthesia

has very sensitive ears/hearing (came down from space where sound doesn't travel and everything is super quiet)

very picky eater

blushes very easily

what's in luna's bag (crochet cross-body bag): basic flip phone that sol got her (she doesn't use it bc she's scared of it), book, portable painting set, canvas sketchbook

nickname is lulu

smells like cinnamon and brown sugar

"luna" means moon

the only way i can describe her gender is she's just sol. sol is sol. she has never thought about her gender once in her life and doesn't know what a pronoun is. if you ask her what her pronouns are she says "of course i'm pro-nouns!"

has a heavy australian accent

collects rocks, cool sticks, bottle caps, buttons, etc

extremely indecisive and often outsources her decision-making to random chance like flipping a coin or asking the magic 8 ball

really good at close-up magic

isn't stressed because she simply doesn't think about things that are stressful

incapable of telling a lie not because honesty is important to her (also true) but because lying has never even crossed her mind as an option (would be an awful liar anyway)

either makes no eye contact at all or makes way too intense eye contact

saved bo (the frog on her head) from being trapped under a log in the woods one day and bo followed her back home and when she tried to put him back in the forest he followed her back again so sol decided to just keep him. he goes with her everywhere and hates everyone indiscriminately except for sol. he can seemingly telepathically communicate but only with sol (and his messages are usually too cryptic for her to understand). he does not have the needs or desires of a normal frog (he will not eat any bugs, he only accepts medium rare steak and fresh fruit)

hugs (or tries to hug) almost everyone she meets as a greeting

braids and unbraids her hair when she's nervous

has a tshirt with her own drivers license photo printed on it

still has to do the L trick with her left hand to tell which is left and right

a huge advocate for library cards

has no concept of numbers larger than 100

forages a lot of her own food

drinks like 3 gallons of water a day

plays dnd every saturday

is forklift certified

knows how to weld

her eyebrows look like that because she plucked half of them off in middle school and they just never grew back

her hair grows unnaturally fast and is extraordinarily thick; if you shaved her bald it'd grow back half a centimeter within a day. experiments with her hair a lot and wears lots of different hairstyles and is very carefree when cutting/trimming it bc she knows it'll just grow back; has had almost every kind of hairstyle at some point including a bowl cut and a mullet and a mohawk

i draw her hair pink but she is functionally a redhead. she would need extra anesthesia at the doctor

has all of the building instructions for the lego millennium falcon memorized

proud owner of several isopod colonies (her favorite morph is clown/montenegro/armadillidium klugii)

has over 1000 hours in american truck simulator

put a fishing minigame in a video game and she will play it. she will buy a video game just to play the fishing minigame. she'll probably play the fishing minigame more than the actual video game. she has a tier list of every fishing minigame in every game ever

can speak to fish (they just understand her)

owns at least a couple american flag tshirts/cargo shorts/baseball hats even though she's not american. she doesn't know how she got them they just showed up in her closet one day

knows how to make balloon animals

owns an entire period-accurate medieval armor set that she had custom made to fit her specifically

absolutely never wears full length pants. the longest pants she will wear is calf length but she prefers knee length or shorter. even in winter she will not wear full length pants (but she lives in australia so that usually isn't a problem). if she wears full length pants she will have sensory overload and DIE

is on level 4782 of candy crush and plays it every day

is always on wikipedia. has like 17 wikipedia articles open on her phone/laptop at all times. when she's bored she doesn't scroll social media she reads wikipedia articles like it's the newspaper and clicks every blue link. has the wikipedia page for trout bookmarked on all her devices and every link is purple

says homeowner like ho-meow-ner

huge hatsune miku/vocaloid fan and has tons of miku merch; favorite producer is pinnochioP

goes on fishing trips and does minigolfing with akane

wants to visit every single aquarium in the world (has already visited every single aquarium in australia)

sleeps with a huge trout plushie at night (it's 4 feet long) (its name is fortnite awesome)

obsessed with 90s sketch comedy shows like mtv's the state and stella shorts (shoutout charlie)

uses object emojis to communicate things (ex. "does that sound good?" "🏏") (also cr to charlie for this one)

has dyslexia & dysgraphia

every single friday night she watches 1 episode of azumanga daioh. she will achieve this no matter what. she has watched the whole anime multiple times over

her bedtime is 10 o'clock sharp and if she misses it she will be very cranky the next day

falls asleep in like 30 seconds

is one of those wakes up at 6am, does yoga, meditates atop a mountain, drinks smoothies every day kind of person, but in a cool quirky way not in an instagram lifestyle blogger kind of way

has trouble pronouncing long words and often stutters/trips over her own words (her brain thinks faster than her mouth can move)

has a photorealistic tramp stamp tattoo of a jar of vegemite

there is not a single food or texture that she dislikes. she will eat anything

is mostly vegetarian (still eats meat but not often) (she just likes fruits and vegetables a lot)

afraid of dishwashers (doesn't trust them)

gets super attached to inanimate objects; takes turns sleeping with all of her stuffed animals so none of them feel left out

always wearing mismatched socks

avid roblox and minecraft player

owns a theremin and an omnichord

matches the color of her hair ties to the color of her crocs (she owns both in every color)

has a rubber band ball that she's been adding to since 3rd grade

owns a ton of band tees from random bands/artists she's never listened to; when asked to name 5 songs somehow she is able to (also cr to charlie <3)

has a nearly photographic memory but never for the important stuff (can remember what she had for breakfast on a tuesday in february 5 years ago but not people's names or birthdays or deadlines)

always keeps a pen on her no matter what

can imitate animal sounds perfectly

has a twitter account with 17.2k followers that no one who knows her irl knows about, the username is sweatyballs724952, she uses twitter like its a diary and just tweets her thoughts and people eat it up and every tweet goes viral (she doesn't realize bc she has all notifications turned off)

plays the kalimba (thumb piano)

tends a small vegetable garden

gets extremely excited whenever she sees an unusually large vegetable (at the store or in her garden or otherwise)

has an entire drawer full of random sticker sheets; has a sheet of gold star stickers that she keeps on her and gives to people she likes

owner of a 'women want me fish fear me' baseball cap

has a MILF 'man i love fishing' tshirt because she thinks MILF actually stands for man i love fishing

releases all the fish she catches (she just likes looking at them)

has broken her arm twice, in the same spot, doing the same thing, almost immediately after getting the cast off

has gotten her tongue stuck on a frozen metal pole by licking it like in movies

ate dirt and sand and food off the floor and licked handrails and probably other stuff as a child but has an impenetrable immune system now

uses patterned shirt ties as headbands

listens to all her music on an ipod nano or CDs with her hello kitty CD player

loves physical media and has a huge CD collection

full name is solis but no one calls her that (she will think you're mad at her if you call her that)

uses bing (not on purpose she just doesn't know how to change her default browser)

eats mayonnaise by the spoonful, eats strawberries whole and takes bites out of lemons

really into car mods and drives a green volkswagen beetle modified to be a pickup truck in the back

is a really bad driver but has somehow never gotten into an accident. she narrowly avoids an accident every time she drives

was president of several clubs in high school and did almost every single extracurricular

was super popular in high school (the type of popular who was friends with everyone but no one knew she was friends with everyone but everyone knows her and loves her)

is a black belt in karate

has the sense of smell of a bloodhound and can smell waffles from a mile away like donkey

nickname is scooter

what's in sol's bag (clear iridescent children's school backpack w/ sea turtle keychain): duct tape wallet, ipod nano, wired headphones, hot pink sparkly flip phone w/ tons of stickers and phone charms, cool rocks, 1 gallon water bottle, fruit snacks, granola bars, spiral notebook w/ rainbow leopard print front cover, fish pencil case (contents: glitter ink pen w/ a pompom on the end of it, novelty erasers, sticky notes shaped like animals etc), gold star & smiley face sticker sheets, hello kitty bandaids, smashed pb&j sandwich in a ziploc bag all the way at the bottom

smells like fresh moss, citrus and fruit snacks

"solis" means sun

extremely good at rhythm games (like this: https://youtu.be/p3cWTxvyKpA?si=yThkid0Co3vBl5M6)

can pick any lock with just a bobbypin

fluent in every single language; speaks english in a boston accent

boston is her hometown (not literally since she is an interdimensional being of unknown origin but she's spent the longest amount of time there and speaks with a boston accent and if you ask her where she's from she'll say boston. like when she first spawned into existence the first place in the whole multiverse she decided to go to was boston massachusetts and that's why she's like that. she's like a local legend there. the cryptid of boston)

you know those tiktoks of extremely stereotypical over-the-top american things, done ironically, like a huge monster truck with american flags all over it and the audio is the national anthem with bald eagle noises etc. that's akane. she's extremely patriotic but only ironically. she's american for the meme. she does not know what the fuck a kilometer is

is slightly radioactive. if you brought a geiger counter near her it would start beeping

has gone through many different names/aliases/pseudonyms, "akane" being the current one; changes identities/personas every few millennias or so

tells people her last name is gaylord

homophobic (for the bit)

can draw super hyperrealistically and is a better artist than any master that has ever lived but chooses to draw exclusively in the family guy art style

dislikes using guns as a weapon bc she thinks they're too easy; prefers melee weapons, blunt force objects, hand-to-hand combat etc. for the same reason she opts not to teleport somewhere if she can break in instead. enjoys making things harder for herself on purpose despite all her powers bc she likes the challenge

plays the banjo on random peoples' patios at 3am

eats completely burnt/blackened toast

periodically breaks into peoples houses and eats all their snacks and pours their milk down the sink and moves their furniture slightly so they stub their toes

submits crazy made up stories to celebrity gossip pages

has graduated harvard, stanford, yale, etc several times each and is infamous among the other immortals there but in like a "ugh it's akane again" kind of way. her presence is felt the moment she steps onto campus

jack of all trades and master of all because she's had enough time to become extremely skilled at virtually everything

has had almost every possible occupation/job at some point, a masters in all possible majors, and like 3 dozen PhDs

"akane brief stint as a stripper but her stomach would open five nights at freddy's style and eat everyone there" -charlie

blows cigarette smoke in people's faces

uses a flip phone just so she can dramatically snap it shut after ending a phone call. the flip phone is hot pink and sparkly and has lots of little stickers and phone charms on it. also owns several burner phones for various purposes

doesn't believe in money and refuses to make any monetary transactions whatsoever. if she wants something she just steals it. has wealth not in money but instead in the sheer amount of things she has collected/stolen over the years. she has items in her house that are worth millions and collectively all her stuff probably totals to hundreds of millions of dollars in monetary value but she does not care about that and does not have even a penny to her name in actual cash

if she wants a coffee or something from a shop she just walks behind the counter and makes it herself or grabs a random drink from the mobile orders area

loves coming up with new and interesting ways to insult people and never uses the same insult twice

stands still in public restrooms long enough for the automatic motion-sensing lights to turn off and doesn't move until the next person enters the bathroom and the lights turn on

can make a baby or young child start crying just by looking at it

has no internal organs (doesn't need them). her stomach is just a black hole

routinely hacks those highway/road maintenance screen signs to make them say things like "DOODOO FART" "HUGE PENIS AHEAD" "DETOUR: YOUR MOM" etc

has rabies and bites people to give them rabies

has a million tiny pockets on the inside of her jacket like drug dealers in cartoons; items in her pockets include: an ancient roman empire coin, a 12-sided dice, the aforementioned burner phones, a cinderblock, one of those pink pens with the pompom/feathers on the end of it, novelty erasers, an abacus, a silver dollar coin with her face and name minted on it, etc. the pockets are seemingly able to fit more stuff than they should, like mary poppin's bag

pretends not to understand modern technology and pop culture; says things like "kids these days" and "because of woke"

reads the newspaper every morning in an ancient leather reclining chair while smoking a comically large cigar

gets away with murder in increasingly ridiculous ways just to outdo herself

her body doesn't need sleep so she only sleeps recreationally; when she does sleep she sleeps for like a week straight like a hibernating bear. she sleeps flat on her back with her arms crossed over her chest like she's in a coffin

is besties with the grim reaper. they have tea together every sunday

goes onto knitting/crochet forums just to start insane knitting/crochet discourse and drama

goes on fishing trips and does minigolfing with sol (sol knows that there's definitely something up with akane and akane usually makes up some elaborate lie to explain her evil antics and sol is just like "okay❤️ yay❤️" but sol isn't stupid and akane knows that she knows and they're both just chill with it. sol is like a bug to her). their conversations are like half deep philosophical discussion about the meaning of life and other half "what is your opinion on the fall of the byzantine empire" or something. when they go on fishing trips they pass the blunt every time one of them catches a fish. they also do knitting/crochet together and talk about the recent forum drama (that akane started) and akane is like "yeah that's crazy"

uses bing (on purpose)

steals elevators out of multistory buildings overnight

the only holiday she cares about is halloween (also her birthday) and takes it way too seriously. throws a HUGE halloween party at her house every year for immortals and other anomalous beings only. posts flyers and airs commercials all across the multiverse to advertise it. immortals everywhere dread october 1 because that's when the advertisements start and they are inescapable. the party is at her house and has hundreds of attendees. after the party is over her house looks like this

2nd favorite day of the year (after halloween) is april fools day

open-mouth coughs and sneezes on people

when she signs her name the "akane" part is in comic sans font and the "gaylord" part is in super cursivey, obnoxiously fancy handwriting

has a pet chihuahua named gaylord jr. it's one of those really angry chihuahuas and she carries it around under her arm like a purse. it is white with cloudy red eyes and has every disease. it has rabies and froths at the mouth. it does not age and can breathe fire. she claims she found it on the side of the road and feeds it a diet of raw flesh and pigs blood. she takes it for walks without a leash and lets it bite random peoples ankles. it eats couch foam

doesn't blink

lives in a huge house in the middle of nowhere that is full of all the stuff she has collected over the years. every room has a different ornate wallpaper, almost every inch of the walls are covered in framed paintings/shelves full of various items/other hanging decorations, furnished exclusively with vintage baroque furniture/antiques, chandeliers and candelabras and floating candles as light sources in every room, bookshelves and mysterious alien plants that never die in every corner, weird shower curtains, etc. every room is extremely maximalist and some rooms are so full of things it's hard to walk. the master bedroom looks like howl's room from howl's moving castle. there is not a single normal toilet in the entire house. there are at least 7 hidden bookshelf doors that lead to secret lairs. has framed photographs of her with weird al yankovic and snoop dogg and other celebrities in the foyer. the house seemingly doesn't obey euclidian geometry and is bigger on the inside than it is on the outside; rooms inexplicably change locations or disappear and reappear at random. the outside looks like gru's house from despicable me. it inexplicably changes locations every year, currently located in an uninhabited part of greenland. previous locations include: outback australia, siberia, antarctica, the boston suburbs, and ohio. the address number is 42069. (see also: her pinterest board has a section for her house)

has a comically large closet filled half with identical copies of her main outfit and other half with various weird/meme/novelty/high fashion clothing (see also: the style section of her pinterest board)

stole the mona lisa and replaced it with a fake and keeps the real one on display in her house

claims everything she wears is designer

drives a huge, lifted, monster truck-sized hearse with horns on the front and red flame decals. there are two american flags attached to the back. the passenger side is filled with empty cans of monster energy, blunt butts and various fast food wrappers. the back seats are completely full of random junk and more empty monster cans. the trunk is mysteriously stained. the exhaust shoots flames and leaks blood. it is obnoxiously loud and she drives it through suburban neighborhoods from 11pm-4am. like her and her house, it has anomalous behaviors and pops up in seemingly random places/whenever she happens to need it. it does not require fuel and does not have an engine. the blinkers don't work but she never uses her blinkers anyway. it has no seatbelts or safety features. the headlights and taillights are blindingly bright neon red LEDs. the rear view window and bumper are almost entirely covered in satire bumper/window stickers like "HONK IF YOU LOVE WEED", "please pardon my erratic driving i'm loading my gun", "warning does not play well with liberals", "i am currently on the run from the feds" etc. her license plate is FUCKYOU (not a registered license plate). drives like she's 5 stars wanted in gta and aims to cause an accident every single time she drives

doesn't even try to hide the fact that she is an immortal shapeshifting dimension hopper, everyone thinks she's just a chuunibyou or is really into LARPing

if you hold a crucifix up to her she cowers and shrieks (it doesn't actually hurt her she just does it for the bit); she also dissolves in holy water (voluntarily) (for the bit)

bo is the result of a petty skirmish she had with another god/interdimensional being who she turned into a frog and dumped in some random universe. several centuries later he was found trapped under a log by sol and named bo

evades taxes but also has no legal established identity or citizenship anywhere so they can't really tax her but she somehow does it anyway

ambidextrous

handwriting is a perfect replica of the comic sans font

“akane” (茜) means dark red/crimson